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Today was one of those weekends when you feel bummed, after getting up at half past one in the afternoon….Totally disoriented and not wanting to put your body through the hard routine of the usual morning routine….Somehow I eventually come to a state of mind….And decide “I’m gonna do something different for today!”….And that was the mistake I made….

All the lazy sleepiness had crept into my bones and muscles and I needed some desperate fun, some boost of adrenaline….So I was contemplating on things I could do…And here comes what great plan popped out of the very edge of my consciousness….I started thinking about the most weirdest of combinations….And you will see for yourself, how it is……

Two beers and a bottle of whiskey….its what stays between a happy time and you…So I was contemplating on what different thing I should try and it popped up in my mind…Like a sparking light bulb :)…I remembered reading somewhere that when your blood pressure is high, anything your intake gets circulated quickly…what a nice plan to get high quick than ever…I knew I was doing some thing silly….But the story was totally different…It dawned on me - Let me go to the gym work out hard and then…do the most unlikeliest thing i have tried…I dunked a quarter of whiskey along with a bottle of beer…And there I was hoping for the effect to take over me…Its was thirty minutes past and I had just sat through one of the most boring shows on TV…What happened to the effect I was waiting for???Then I realized I had just made myself see one of those awful “so called” reality shows with all these high school girls bitching against each other and making fools of themselves trying out all the stupidest things one can try on the earth….Man then I realized “I was high”….And I wished I would never get high when there is no one there to rescue from the direst of situations….So now after spending so much on the liquor….Here I am writing this blog, in the fullest of my senses….And here I proclaim - i have wasted all the time and money and the preciously happy moments, which needed to be cherished….spent in watching the AWFULEST of shows….I hate myself for doing this….And wish every other crazy so*a*bich goes through the hell of it :D

Vanilla Ice Cream that puzzled General motors!!!!
Vanilla Ice Cream that puzzled General motors!!!!
An Interesting Story - Never underestimate your Clients’ Complaint, no matter how funny it might seem!

This is a real story that happened between the customer of General Motors
and its Customer-Care Executive. Pls read on…..

A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors: ‘This is the second time I have written to you, and I don’t blame you for not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact that we have a tradition in our family of Ice-Cream for dessert after dinner each night, but the kind of ice cream varies so, every night, after we’ve eaten, the whole family votes on which kind of ice cream we should have and I drive down to the store to get it. It’s also a fact that I recently purchased a new Pontiac and since then my trips to the store have created a problem….. You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I start back from the store my car won’t start. If I get any other kind of ice cream, the car starts just fine. I want you to know I’m serious about this question, no matter how silly it sounds “What is there about a Pontiac that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever I get any other kind?” The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the letter, but sent an Engineer to check it out anyway.
The latter was surprised to be greeted by a successful, obviously well educated man in a fine neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man just after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car and drove to the ice cream store. It was vanilla ice cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back to the car, it wouldn’t start.
The Engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, they got chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got strawberry. The car started. The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.
Now the engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this man’s car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged, therefore, to continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem. And toward this end he began to take notes: He jotted down all sorts of data: time of day, type of gas uses, time to drive back and forth etc.
In a short time, he had a clue: the man took less time to buy vanilla than any other flavor. Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Vanilla, being the most popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the store for quick pickup. All the other flavors were kept in the back of the store at a different counter where it took considerably longer to check out the flavor.
Now, the question for the Engineer was why the car wouldn’t start when it took less time. Eureka - Time was now the problem - not the vanilla ice cream!!!! The engineer quickly came up with the answer: “vapor lock”.
It was happening every night; but the extra time taken to get the other flavors allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When the man got vanilla, the engine was still too hot for the vapor lock to
dissipate.
Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all problems seem to be simple only when we find the solution, with cool thinking.
Don’t just say it is “IMPOSSIBLE” without putting a sincere effort…. Observe the word “IMPOSSIBLE” carefully…. Looking closer you will see, “I’M POSSIBLE”…
What really matters is your attitude and your perception. So never be shy to ask out ur questions.